1. If I ever go into shipping, my business will be called PDQ
2. If I own retail stores they will play only thematic, mood-setting muzak; i.e.:
Lingerie Stores will play Rod Stewarts Tonight's the Night
McDonald's will play Queen's Fat Bottom Girls
Cingular will play The Backstreet Boys' The Call
3. Computer keyboards will be standardized across scripts, or as my French keyboard would have it: ùconputer keyboqrds zill be stqndqrdiwed qcross scripts;b
